The UCPO Memepool

Since February 2002, any links that get posted to the mailing lists generally wind up in the digest. These links have now been collected here, for your time-wasting pleasure... recently, particularly good links have started being highlighted as well.

January 2003:

http://www.e-salamanca.net/juegos/tunos.htm - kill the student buskers
http://www.geocities.com/robrich18
http://www.versiontracker.com - for the machugger in your life
http://www.stellaawards.com/bogus.html - exposing some urban myths
http://www.shipoffools.com/Gadgets/Kitschmas02/index.html - Kitschmas
http://www.spies.com/~gus/ran/0012/antiporn/ - fuckwit of the month
http://www.framleyexaminer.co.uk/advertcalendar/presents/orrery.html - need a gift idea?
http://www.ntk.net/2000/02/25/moscow.gif - before the days of the forwarded e-mail joke...
http://www.livejournal.com/users/bloodyvenus - the net should be restricted to those over 18...
http://quizilla.com/users/londonbelow/quizzes/Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You
http://www.rancon.co.uk/sober/index.html
http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,3604,867823,00.html - bizarre news
http://www.rathergood.com/independent_woman/ - kittens
http://www.rathergood.com/vines/ - scary kittens...
http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2002/12/29/143759/24 - infuriating news of the month
http://www.yugop.com/ver3/stuff/03/fla.html - unusual clocks
http://www.musiciansunion.org.uk/articles/
http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld200203/ldbills/001/2003001.htm
http://www.petitiononline.com/2inabar/petition.html
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2656705.stm - trolling on a national scale
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=UCPO
http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/static/games/celeb_bathtime/index.stm - your chance for a bath with Gareth Gates...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/2666137.stm - goddamn govermnent
http://www.srcf.ucam.org/~vgw20/rowing/how.htm - animated Mel...
http://makeviolins.webcraftcam.com/repairs.html - violin repair
http://www.alaskool.org/language/Tlingit/Dog_Point_CD2.htm - learn a new language
http://www.clint.ca/oops/
http://www-staff.psychiatry.cam.ac.uk/~dew22/setalp.gninnips.ekil.mp3
http://www.microwavecookingforone.com/Meats.html
http://www.mondominishows.com/shows/happy_tree_friends/ - cartoons of the month
http://www.angelfire.com/va/randomlyweird/russcomp.html - which Russian composer are you?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/arts/hisdarkmaterials/index.html - Pullman online
http://www.thebrainstrust.co.uk/article.51.2649.html - access...
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2003/01/os_quiz.php - which OS are you?
http://law.upenn.edu/%7Emmelzer/sotudg/ - State of the Union drinking game...
http://www.batman.is/ut/7876 - game of the month
http://www.seethru.co.uk/zine/south_coast/helicopter_game.htm - and another
http://games.yahoo.com/games/collapse.html - and /another/
http://www.newgrounds.com/santa.html - one more
http://homepage.virgin.net/vernon.jenkins/PS.htm - creationism on A4 paper...
http://www.extremeironing.com
http://www.ugly-midis.de.vu/
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sportacademy/hi/fun/games/newsid_2333000/2333541.stm - OK, one more...
http://www.idleworm.com/nws/2002/11/iraq2.html
http://www.cs.ubc.ca/spider/kvdoel/bells/bells.html - the bells...

December 2002:

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Cinema/3117/sociosmurf2.htm more than one female smurf...
http://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Word=Chains&typeofrhyme=perfect&org1=syl&org2=l rhymes
http://www.cam.ac.uk/societies/cums/i/whoswho.htm chuckles evilly
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/2440495.stm big noise
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/2444675.stm pointless research
http://www.gchq.gov.uk/codebreaking/index.html
http://dictionary.oed.com/cgi/entry/00173796 talk about a pedantic definition...
http://stephenrolph.gotdns.com/queenscollege.html formal hall pics
http://stephenrolph.gotdns.com/photos/110-1017_img.jpg vs.
http://www-staff.psychiatry.cam.ac.uk/~dew22/photos/friends/latenight/html/Jim_driven_up_the_wall.html all Queens' mathmos are the same person...
http://www.edp24.co.uk/Content/Forums/msgcontent.asp?ID=20697&GroupID=1 weird Norfolk people
http://www.geocities.com/robrich18/Minor.doc
http://hes.iki.fi/video/LSD_Being_Tested_on_Brtish_Troops.mpg
http://www.changingtheclimate.com/ curses the school run
http://www.orwellpolice.com/Crimetip.htm not actually a pisstake
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/2484195.stm silly news story OTD
http://yoga.tripod.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso.swf shoyu!
http://education.guardian.co.uk/universitymergers/story/0,12544,842591,00.html muahahaha
http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20021119.html new look for Harris
https://www.virgintrainsfares.co.uk/Virgin_Value_Retailing/vv_journey_planning.asp rail travel for the indecisive
http://www.amazon.com/[longlink] immature link OTD (check the clothing recommendations)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/showbiz/2481467.stm if you keep playing with it it'll fall off
http://downlode.org/etext/alicebob.html mathmo humour
http://www.lipsons.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/escher/ascending.html evil things done with lego
http://www.lipsons.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/lstest.html personality testing
www.beck.com nice streaming music
http://www.tangled.com/acronyms.htm acronyms
http://www.flingthecow.com/flash/default.asp fling the cow
http://www.davidharris.org.uk/wcso/beckyup.jpg note be-afro'd Jon
http://www.lemonbovril.co.uk/bushspeech/ DIY Bush speech
http://www.encorecbt.com/clients/nationwide/ world's worst help desk
http://www.indiana.edu/~wanthro/pepee.jpg when you really need glistening skin
http://www.dog-diaper.com/ check out the movie... poor dog...
http://www.innermint.com/ chlorophyll does /what/ now?
http://www.koekie.org.uk/funnel/ and
http://www.rethink.demon.co.uk/laugh.html Chris Morris
http://www.snowdrift.org/cgi-bin/julie_burchill_is_dead.cgi[longlink]
http://googlism.com
http://www.raptureletters.com/ stupid site OTD
http://www.comicbookresources.com/columns/index.cgi?column=yabs&article=927 Dave moonlighting?
http://www.simoncottrellmotorsport.com/ and Simon
http://www.jjdash.demon.co.uk/WCSO/pedro-1.jpg and
http://www.jjdash.demon.co.uk/WCSO/pedro-2.jpg vs.
http://www.srcf.ucam.org/ucpo/photos/2001mich/html/Josephine.html
http://skanksagenda.virtualave.net/skank1/intro.html teenage angst bullshit diary
http://www.hants.gov.uk/hchs/fcases.html yes, losing diaries is a bad idea...
http://www.notam02.no/9/index.html strangely beautiful
http://www.srcf.ucam.org/ucpo/photos/2001mich/html/God_knows.html Nick wearing tights?
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=443 software
www.dolphinsex.org tasteless
http://www.actaeon.org/faqs/birdsexfaq.txt really tasteless
http://www.assotron.com/arse-or-elbow/ can you tell your arse from your elbow?
http://www.amazon.com/[longlink] well-reviewed
http://www.legodeath.com/
http://www.jonathonrobinson.com/3.0/web/webtsos.html old but good, based on
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=287
http://www.theblackforge.net/ game of the day
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1299/santy.html santa is satan!
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/colon.html do you have demons in your colon?
http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/54/28245.html laptop in bed = bad idea
http://media.guardian.co.uk/advertising/story/0,7492,853835,00.html awful statistics, but funny
http://vm.cfsan.fda.gov/~mow/chap43.html cook the beans
http://www.theregister.co.uk/media/960.jpg traditional christian values
http://homepage.mac.com/leperous/PhotoAlbum1.html
http://www.madblast.com/view.cfm?type=FunFlash&display=1840 Star Trek slash meets flash...
http://www.lemonbovril.co.uk/funwithlemons/index.html frustrating...
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1202/twotowers.html yet another Landover link :)

November 2002:

http://weblog.burningbird.net/archives/000581.php - geek humour

http://www.srcf.ucam.org/ucpo/sum/faq.html - SUM FAQ...
http://www.wiley.com/legacy/college/phy/halliday320005/pdf/leidenfrost_essay.pdf - insane physicists (read the bottom section)
http://blogs.salon.com/0001111/images/2002/10/02/worsethanwethought.jpg - It's worse than we thought
http://www.theodoregoddard.co.uk/ - CV page 'full of ming' says Rob...
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/2337031.stm - anyone know a female Canaries fan?
http://www.xs4all.nl/~egbg/counterscript.html - ever been cold-called?
http://www.nme.com/news/103255.htm - everything I do...
http://www.illegal-art.org/contract.html - terms and conditions
http://www.geocities.com/robrich18/tunes.html - phoneline symphony in MIDI
http://www.richard.neill.hemscott.net/images/rjn-speedboat.jpg
http://www.artnet.com/Magazine/people/barone/barone12-11-10.asp - and now - the oral sex!
http://psywww.human.metro-u.ac.jp/sakusi/gallery/soccer/index_e.htm - instant eye-strain
http://www.robinson.cam.ac.uk/info/index.php - spot the lack of red brick
http://www.isihac.co.uk/games/gamesm.html - Anyone for a game of...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/uk/newsid_2262000/2262284.stm - DaveS vs Harry Potter
http://www.vh.org/Providers/Textbooks/pelvis/Images.Muscles/MRI.int.anal.sph.gif - this is anal
http://www.geocities.com/robrich18/naughty.jpg - bad bad Blue Peter person
http://www.mego.at/ram/mego022a.ram - music
http://www.amazon.com/[long url] - melting dogs
http://www.geocities.com/robrich18/Bill.jpg - spot the UCPOite
http://www.idealibrary.com/links/doi/10.1006/nimg.2002.1246 *blows own trumpet*
http://212.209.231.144/nickdrake/music.asp - download all this
http://www-staff.psychiatry.cam.ac.uk/~dew22/not-the-baby-logo.jpg
href="http://www.goats.com/archive/021025.html
http://www.bianca.org/generator/ - party generator
http://www-users.york.ac.uk/~nfl1/ - Pedro's mum...
http://www.uymp.co.uk/text/lumsdaine.html ...and dad
http://www.b3ta.com/patrickmoore/patrick.swf Patrick Moore plays the xylophone!
http://www.b3ta.com/board/4/4/6/1/1/3 - no comment :)
http://www.reformation.org/smallpox_cure.html - conspiracy of the day
http://www.rachelscloset.com/1swim/RYGY/Pages/Zulu.htm - Mel moonlighting
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/2402363.stm - *kicks society*
http://www.somethingawful.com/archives/daily/news-archive-6-11-2002.htm - making politics more interesting
http://www.swordofjustice.tv/ - insane bloke of the day
http://www.dopewars.net - join the UCPO syndicate

October 2002:

http://www.amazon.com/[longlink] - no comment
http://games.alentus.com/games/makai/games/speartoss.asp?id - timewasting
http://www.pegball.com - more timewasting
http://www.rbs.co.uk/personal/current/charges.htm - rip-off charges
http://www.srcf.ucam.org/~das48/maps.html - Dave Sim Lives Here
http://www.wfg.woodwind.org/ - fingerings
http://www6.plala.or.jp/teakid/flash/kubi.swf - random...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/2218767.stm - more gigs for Jon and Rob...
http://members.tripod.com/thepolyphonicspree/poly1big.jpg - 'the future of UCPO baby'
http://www-staff.psychiatry.cam.ac.uk/~dew22 - blatant plug
http://property.cambridge-news.co.uk/letting.asp - need a house?
http://www.brettward.co.uk/canb/tolet.htm - more of the same
http://www-stu.pem.cam.ac.uk/jp/jpc/election/manifesto2.png - Tom's g/f has a manifesto
http://entries.the5k.org/946/wolf5k.html - Wolfenstein 5k...
http://www.the5k.org/description.asp/entry_id=1067 - Window Pong (probably Windows only, sorry)
http://baptist-city.com/Books/Shorthair.html - Jesus wants you to cut your hair, you hippie freak
http://www.somethingawful.com/truthmedia.php?id=318 - TruthMedia do all the best reviews :)
http://portal.telegraph.co.uk/[longlink] - fucked up news story of the day
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a01&style=a&color=13&size=L - bad t-shirt designs
http://www.mutopiaproject.org/ - a different sort of free music
http://www.talibanreunited.com/
http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/atom_1403 - Star Wars Gangsta Rap
http://uk.artists.mp3s.com/artists/37/three_dead_trolls_in_a_bag.html
http://www.villainsupply.com - for all you evil geniuses
http://www.saysgod.com/
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/2278743.stm - timewasting for professionals
http://www.mego.at
http://www.coffeebreakarcade.com
http://www.knightmare.clara.net - nostalgia
http://www.jboom.com/poo-price/ - how much was that poo worth?
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_680918.html - know your limit :)
http://members.fortunecity.com/salkosuo/elite-for-emacs/
http://homepage.mac.com/rationalism/quotes/bush.html - daily antiBushism (Bush Sr. this time)
http://www.rotten.com - sick sick sick
http://www.srcf.ucam.org/cutfs/rules.html - table football
http://www.flong.com/telesymphony/ - strange listening
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/387299.stm

August 2002:


http://24.221.230.253/ - when CompScis go insane
http://www.gnod.net/music/related/Sonic+Youth.asp - interesting toy
http://www.geraldfield.com/cgi-bin/unofficial/quizzes/safesurvey.cgi?whatmuppetareyou - what muppet are you?
http://www.companieshouse.gov.uk/info/ - see company number 03783485
http://www.geocities.com/cornishnews/
http://www.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/askgoons/LostTourist_spacerobots.gif - does anyone get this apart from me?
http://www.srcf.ucam.org/~jic23/newphotos/ - bonus UCPO photos
http://www.b3ta.com/motorbikes/ - courtesy of Nick
http://www.idler.co.uk/html/frontsection/craptown/30_5/england.htm
http://www.bluefootbear.co.uk/ProductView.asp?Product=117&Section=1
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/2180419.stm - owwww...
http://www.gothic.net/~luvcraft/tamagothi/mopey.html - had too little sleep and too many beatings?
http://www.literature.org/authors/carroll-lewis/the-hunting-of-the-snark/
http://www.mynameisturok.com/ - advertisers are the spawn of satan
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/caffeine/ - caffeeeeeeine
http://www.nature.com/cgi-taf/DynaPage.taf?file=/nrn/journal/v3/n6/full/nrn843_fs.html - for those of you with access to Nature (cam.ac.uk or subscribers)

June 2002:

http://www.ulsterscotsagency.com/defaultulster.htm - language of the day
http://www.google.com/search?q=yorkshite - ntk-powered google searches
http://www.storyzone.co.uk/preview.cfm?e=38 - one of Rob's finds...
http://www.somethingawful.com/article.php?id=72 - somehow more horrible than the above
http://www.cam.net.uk/camra/ale/306/ - beer!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/education/newsid_1998000/1998218.stm - good teaching practise
http://www.prodikeys.com/video/Perform-rock_bb.wvx - not sure what to say
http://www.stickgirl.com/images/episode/safe.swf - safe sex...
http://free.freespeech.org/shockingtruth/ - The Shocking Truth!
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/ - Americans vs Masturbation
http://free.freespeech.org/shockingtruth/creation.html - The truth behind evolution...
http://www.museumofconceptualart.com/worldwidewank/ouch.html - the URL speaks for itself
http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/axis.html - axis of just as evil...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/music/newsid_2007000/2007136.stm - interesting headline
http://www.mtv.co.uk/mtv.co.uk/en/dynamo/common_files/flash/dancing_queen/dancing_queen.swf - not quite what it seems...
http://www.sluis-van.com/personality/index.html - I am Chewbacca!
http://www.despair.com/ - For disaffected students
http://football.guardian.co.uk/worldcup2002/story/0,11224,723341,00.html - football fans
http://www.srcf.ucam.org/~rmr26/Robinson.mp3 - crimes against Simon and Garfunkel
http://www.srcf.ucam.org/~rmr26/Something.mp3 - more of the same
http://www.spam.com
http://magnus.huckvale.net/2000/cambridgepuritytest/ - what effect did Cambridge have on you?
http://www.asnc.cam.ac.uk/SpokenWord/OldEnglish.html - to assist in translation...
http://www.geocities.co.jp/Milkyway-Lynx/9043/c-song.htm - not sure how to describe this
http://natts.com/jade-geography.mp3 - please, please, /please/ someone vote her out
http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=B2tkzu3t5an2k - would've made the concert programme more interesting
http://www.britslash.co.uk/fiction/losh/lasagna_pookie.htm - nasty nasty nasty
http://diaries.diagon.org/ - funnier, but geekier :)
http://heritage.stsci.edu/2000/06/big.html - the Cosmic Finger of Friendship
http://www.the2002worldcup.com/it's never too late (well...)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/health/newsid_2050000/2050720.stm - Potassium: The new DHMO
http://www.theonion.com/onion3823/you_must_romance.html
http://news.bbc.co.uk/low/english/entertainment/music/newsid_2057000/2057139.stm - positive side of the World Cup result
http://hellsgate.online.ee/~mait/fahrschule.swf - what you weren't told in your driving lessons
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/health/newsid_2067000/2067223.stm - antidepressant?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/tv_film/newsid_2092000/2092610.stm - Check the opening line of the book
http://books.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/03/28/1334242&mode=nested&tid=99 - Tom's Dad makes /.
http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/07/07/2355227 - read some of the comments :P
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/020709/80/d322c.html - Buttockistry


May 2002:

Interestingly, the first run of sites (starting with http://members.truepath.com/objective/kidz.html) all appear to have vanished...
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_522379.html?menu= - Annoying Americans (I)
http://www.cafepress.com/cp/store/productdetail.aspx?prodno=2016558&zoom=yes - unintentional fashion item du jour - (fes27: "Ahh, his mug's full in the picture")
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0273/0273_01.asp - 'Traditional' US fundamentalism
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0778/0778_01.asp - the same thing, but making marginally more sense
http://www.srcf.ucam.org/~tdp22/2002_0317_50/images/2002_0317_021007AA.AVI - bizarre brass sleeping bag action
http://www.cnet.navy.mil/netpdtc/steam/morale/music.htm - what no Village People?
http://www.philosophers.co.uk/games/god.htm - philosophy...
http://www.everything2.org/index.pl?node=Inuit%20food - Caius food 'not the worst in the world'
http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=744004&lastnode_id=124 - housemates...
http://www.phobialist.com/ - pick your own phobia
http://www.pearl.arts.ed.ac.uk/Tocher/Vol-40/40-208/40-208fr.html - shaggy dog story
http://www.mrmen.com/makemrmen.htm - be a Mr. Man
http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/25151.html - old ladies vs. Slipknot - Ladies win :)
http://www.observer.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,710335,00.html - Annoying Americans (II)
http://www.e-sheep.com/rusheats/000.html - Rush Limbaugh Eats Everything!
http://www.jjdash.demon.co.uk/WCSO/answer.jpg - WCSOite in the Independent
http://www.petitiononline.com/twotower/ - missing the point
http://www.djh59.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/bco/people.html - Harris did not do anything gossipworthy with someone at the bottom of this page this lunchtime
http://www.satirewire.com/news/may02/nukes.html


March 2002:

http://www.thewebshite.co.uk/gizmos/kitten.html - missing 'old-style' WCSO music?
http://www.btinternet.com/~flyingchariot/hcs/conductor.htm - chris ageing too fast
http://www.srcf.ucam.org/~rmr26/developers.mpeg - dance, monkeyboy
http://www.mediacampaign.org/mg/print/ad_tennis.html - hasta la revolutione siempre
http://www.handyscripts.co.uk/trubador_egg.htm - how to cook an egg
http://www.upmystreet.co.uk/inf/msc/det/index.php3?location1=cb2+2qq - be scared
http://www.students.uiuc.edu/~ellingwd/dndwho/index.html - D&D
http://draco.mit.edu/teddyborg/ - Teddy Borg
http://www.snarg.net - pretty
http://www.bustpatents.com/obscene.bmp - obscene patents
http://peacefire.org/censorware/Cyber_Patrol/jan-2002-blocks.html 'fun' censorware
http://www.ccn-naturisme.org/ - naturists
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/americas/newsid_1864000/1864173.stm - it's the end of the world as we know it
http://www.tekzoned.com/whatswrong/ - what's wrong with this picture?
http://members.aol.com/johnk0/godkills.jpg - obspam
http://www.hud.ac.uk/schools/hubs/mobile.htm - get Rob a blow job
http://www.politicalcompass.org - what's your political orientation?
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_554698.html - so much for easy money


February 2002:

http://mathpunk.tripod.com/ramones.html - maths-music fun
http://www.guardian.co.uk/medicine/story/0,11381,645672,00.html - MMR
http://www.boyakasha.co.uk/info.html - Ali G and...
http://www.psychiatry.cam.ac.uk/arc/aboutsbc.html - any relation?
http://www.bombpop.com/main.cfm - silly games
http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-pornorpony.html - toy or pony?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/health/newsid_1813000/1813909.stm - annoying pro-lifers
http://www.intel.com/cure - cure cancer
http://www.georgewgirls.com/showgal.php4?p=wgirl012.jpg - George Bush or Iggy Pop?
http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/images/comics/evolution/page1.html

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